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‘I need to get the real story on the mysterious Chupacabra (goat-sucker). And why are they still covering up what happened at Area 51? Homeland Security is not returning my calls.' www.occultopedia.com

Just want to turn on some Pink Floyd and gaze far out into the universe? See it though the lens of the Hubble Telescope (Pink Floyd not included). www.hubblesite.org

You want to hurl in­­sults just as the Bard did, as in "Thou mammering swag-bellied yard ape...” Zing! To learn, visit the Shakespearean Insulter .

You want to read James Joyce's notoriously difficult Ulysses, or Fin­negans Wake, but you're afraid, very afraid, and you need someone to help you through it. www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce

So you want to learn the 'Star-Spangled Banner' in Spanish. Babel Fish translates whole paragraphs of text into and out of English. babelfish.yahoo.com

Want clear instructions on how to throw a wicked curve with a Wiffle ball? What about steps to make a duct tape wallet? www.wikihow.com

You'd like to donate to charities just by clicking around the Internet as you always do. GoodSearch is a search engine that splits its advertising revenues 50-50 with charities and schools. www.goodsearch.com

What did eBay's home page look like on May 14, 1997? Hop in the Wayback Machine to find out. www.archive.org

They all sound the same! Who should you vote for in '08? ABC's and USA Today's Match-o-Matic can help.